Hello.  

My only two states of being are “anxious” or “annoyed.”
Chips, French fries, and all other iteration of potatoes are my weakness.
I think humans are both wildly interesting and also the worst creatures ever.

I like to write and make up stories.

I like stand up comedy and laughing an awful lot which is surprising since I'm such a sour wench most of the time.
I like my dogs. I like red wine and shitty beer. I'm a sucker for a good coming-of-age movie (or any good movie for that matter), and dudes who can make me belly-laugh. 
I fall in love easily and with reckless abandon.
I make a lot of pop culture references and will dance anywhere there is music playing.

Welcome to the circus.